Decaf “coffee” makes me sick ! I LOVE caffeine and I must have coffee in the morning or else I am a FUCKING BITCH ! I hate it when the only free coffee at work is decaf ! I hate these stupid pussies who can’t handle the REAL deal ! YOU SUCK! Fuck you, fuck your high blood pressure, your medication and jitters and FUCK all you health nuts saying bullshit like “too much caffeine is bad for you, blah blah blah…”
I don’t have issues with caffeine because when I drink REAL coffee I MOVE and burn it off instead of you losers who sit on your fat asses complaining you are jittery. IT IS CALLED FUCKING ENERGY MAYBE IF YOU GET OFF YOUR ASS AND MOVE YOU’LL FEEL BETTER! That is what fucking COFFEE is for! To give you fucking ENERGY! Yeah coffee makes your heart beat faster…because that is what it is supposed to do! If your heart is fucking HEALTHY and not clogged up with JUNK you don’t have to worry about a little bit of caffeine making your damn heart explode!
Just because a few people can’t handle it, the rest of us at work have to suffer with DECAF! The shit is probably worse for your health than regular coffee because they use chemicals to remove the caffeine. Coffee is SUPPOSED to have fucking CAFFEINE! It is NATURAL! If you can’t handle caffeine drink fucking juice, water, milk or fucking herbal tea and let the rest of us have our fucking REAL COFFEE! I am SO sick of this shit that I have been buying my coffee at Starbucks. Bye-bye free coffee…I refuse to drink the fucking chemical laced pussy assed decaf that people make here at work.
When all you decaf drinking wimps are dead I will piss FUCKING REAL COFFEE all over your grave!
Lmaoooooooo i sooooo agree !!! Hahahahhaha . Drink decaf "coffee" (i parenthesize it bc coffee is a term loosely used when paired w the word decaf), it's like going to a theme park and sitting on a bench bc the rides are scary. A fckng waste.
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LMFAO!!!!! OMG it's truer all true! You are the best! A newspaper should really snag you up! love you girl!
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