why NEW YEAR resolutions suck !

We all do it. We come to a new year with high hopes. We’re going to turn over a new year and take the world by storm – next year. Then, the year goes by. Perhaps there was a momentary burst in activity in January. The obligatory visits to the gym. Maybe write a few more blog posts than usual. But then it settles back into the status quo. Come December and – oh hum – life looks pretty much the same as it did last year. But, dammit, next year…. next year is going to ROCK! This time you mean it! Sound familiar?

The First Problem – Timing

It is completely unnecessary to wait until the calendar year changes over to make changes and do productive things in your life. So, why wait? Time is just a continuous stream of arbitrary nothingness. Seriously, time is really in the eye of the beholder. It is not a fixed quantity. And it keeps going. The fact that the calendar flips from December to January means nothing except for the significance we ourselves assign to it. With that in mind, why wait? If you want to accomplish things in life, for God sakes, don’t put it off until “next year”. Start now!

The Second Problem – Ourselves

When we make resolutions, it is just more shiznit on top of a pile of last year’s shiznit.

In other words, you made goals for yourself. Some of those goals may have failed, but they are still your goals. Here you come with a new year and more goals. Those new goals don’t overwrite the old goals. They just pile on. Yet, we know that those old goals failed. The new goals will probably fail too, right? You know what we say about people who commit the same mistakes over and over again and expect different results, right? That’s right – they’re crazy. So, why do so many people do this every year? Obviously, hoping isn’t enough. Something has to change.

In order to get something you’ve never had, you have to do something you’ve never done. Most people are apathetic about New Years Resolutions because of their past failures. And for those people, new years resolutions kinda suck. My viewpoint is that the answer to that is to change something. Do something you’ve never done.

The only person who can REALLY deny you something is yourself. Think about that for a moment. If somebody tells you you can’t do something, what power do they REALLY have? If you really think about it, you’ll find they have no power at all. The only power they have over you is that power you’ve GIVEN them.

So, don’t get reasonable. Take your power back. Do something different than you’ve ever done in order to get different results in 2012.

Next year, resolutions won’t suck. They’ll mean something.

♥ give me one good reason...

What has Brady ever done to merit such loathing from fans? He has never been involved in any kind of scandal. Sure he has a baby mama aka Bridget Moynaha but it's not just hoodrats and gold diggers who know how to execute a perfect trap. He has never held an NFL team hostage deciding what he wants to do.

Is it just because he rich, good looking, has a supermodel wife, three Super Bowl rings, and wears UGGs (seriously have you ever been to BOSTON? it is wicked cold!). If Gisele told you to dye your hair purple, would you have any problems dousing your mane with Kool-Aid packets?

That's really the only thing I can think of. He is guilty of having good genes, and being the best at his job. That's not reason enough to dislike a person. It's reason enough to be jealous of a person, which most people probably are.

But to put him on the same level of dislike as Brett Favre, Michael Vick and Ben Roethlisberger is completely illogical. Those three have done something to sabotage their careers. Favre has held up franchises because he didn't know what he wanted to do. Vick was sent to prison for running an illegal dogfighting ring. Roethlisberger was accused of sexual assault on a person.

Brady has never done anything like that. The only reason that people would dislike him is because they are jealous of him.

If I am wrong tell me why, but there is no logical reason Brady should be the third most disliked player in football.

9 reasons why people HATE the BIG BLUE

Jesse, Isidro, & Danny tell that guy to go FUCK himself !

9. Eli Manning

He will never be his brother. He will always live in the shadow of the greatness of Peyton Manning. Yeah sure, both Mannings have a Super Bowl ring, and Eli received his a lot sooner than Peyton did, but when was the last time the Giants went 14-0 before losing a game, with Eli as their quarterback? And who currently owns almost every quarterback record in the history of the NFL?

8. Giants fans are front-runners

I can’t point the finger too much, because…well, yeah I can. You guys are pathetic! You’re front-runners! Most Giants fans are also Yankees fans — a team with players that are bought and paid for. If they’re having a strong season, “they’re unstoppable! They’re the greatest team on earth! They’re going to AND winning the Super Bowl this year!” Two weeks later, the second your team is down you should hear yourselves: “Tom Coughlin should be fired, Eli Manning sucks, you’ll never watch another Giants game again, the team is garbage…

7. The name New York "FOOTBALL" Giants is played out.

How is it that teams get these nicknames as if they’re “the shit?” Dallas is “America’s Team?!” Bullshit! And the New York Giants have to have “Football” incorporated between York and Giants, like it’s some kind of bad-ass nickname. It was probably added after the Cowboys were “America’s Team,” because Giants fans whined and cried out of jealousy, that “our team should be America’s Team!” You suck! Sit on it! Football Giants was created by Chris Berman, another self-important cretin who is probably a half-assed Giants fan, to boot.

6. You play in New Jersey.

This is a controversy that’s been ongoing for quite some time, now. How is it that New York continues to receive the credit of “ownership” for both the Jets and the Giants? Early in each teams’ history, I can see the relevance, as the Giants played at Yankees Stadium, and the Jets at Shea. But now, both teams have played in New Jersey for 34 years, and both teams’ front offices are headquartered in New Jersey. Hey New York, you already have your own team, and they’re in Buffalo! And they suck, too!

5. It’s always about revenge.

Everytime the Giants are about to play a team they lost to, because they absolutely SUCKED, I feel like I’ve stepped back into the wild, wild west, because with these assholes, it’s always about revenge. And the fans eat this shit up, too. But if an opposing team’s fan, beat writer, or player so much as sniffles something about the Giants, fan and players’ reactions fly off the Richter Scale. You know what’s going to be funny? When the revenge factor blows up in your stupid faces and you lose in a game where it’s all about revenge, and then listening to the Giants fans whining about how their team sucks and Coughlin should be fired.

4. The Giants…

It’s a ridiculous nickname. At least the Jets could claim that they’re based off the gang from West Side Story, and the way Rex Ryan runs that team (and his mouth), you’d think the Jets are some kind of street gang, whom an opposing team could — and should, legitimately fear. But the Giants are a team name based off of a fairytale character. Probably from Jack and the Beanstalk. I’ve never seen a Giant in my lifetime, and while there are some people who are cursed with Giant-ism, is it really appropriate to make fun of these people, by naming your team after them?

3. Big Blue

Another ridiculous nickname, considering all the other teams out there whose main color scheme is…BLUE! The Detroit Lions, New England Patriots, San Diego Chargers, Denver Broncos, Chicago Bears, Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Tennessee Titans, Dallas Cowboys, Houston Texans, and the Seattle Seahawks. 11 teams; half of which are probably better than your team, as it is! You have New York “FOOTBALL” Giants, be happy with that.

2. It’s okay for you to bust my chops…

But I’m not allowed to bust yours. The second I even come back at you, you get all uptight and are ready to throw down. “What you say? Come on, come say it to my face.” Hey, yo mama’s so fat…meh, nevermind. I hate making a Giants fan cry. Go screw!

1. You’re team is overrated, AGAIN!

The Giants were the most overrated team in the league after beating the New England Patriots in Week 9.
Seriously, I wanted to throw up hearing about Eli Manning being an elite cornerback because Kyle Arrington was playing like he was paid to throw that game. Now that the 49ers and their tough defense actually put up a fight against this Giants team, we see who they really are.

They are a bunch of cowards and fakes who can only step up against the worst defense in the league.

who am i ?

i act like a vain and self-obsessed 13-year old. My dream was always to become a princess, but I became an anal porn star. My body is full of plastic surgery. The reason why my hair is beautiful is because its fake. I was also jealous of Paris Hilton and put out a SEX TAPE because she did. I idolized Paris Hilton. I used to hang on her like a koala bear all the time, to get my picture taken by the paparazzi. Until 2oo7 I did cocaine. I know there are pictures as proof, but I will deny it forever.

My pimp mother, Kris, fucked the pool boy while my father, Robert Kardashian, was at work. He was one of the lawyers that helped keep OJ Simpson out of jail after he killed Ron Goldman and his ex-wife Nicole. Anyway, the result was my pathetic half gorilla sister Khloe, who is a whore just like me. 

Although I pretended to be upset by the sex tape, I was the one that sent it to Vivid Entertainment, and they paid me $5 million to expose my nasty self. I tricked Ray Jay into making a porn film with me for distribution. My former publicist, Jonathan Jaxson, knows what happened! I am just waiting for him, and many more, to come out and reveal how I really am.

My ex husband Damon Thomas whom I married at the age of 19 in Las Vegas publicly called me: untalented, a trashy whore, desperate, a plastic surgery addict, a backstabber, and a cheater. I am currently using social medias to snake my way in to other celebrity’s lives for friendship and publicity. I show up like a diva to all kind of award shows that I have NO business at all to attend. I call the paparazzi myself. I learned that trick from Paris Hilton, but I’m too cheap to buy their lunch like she does.

I have NO talent what so ever. I was thrown off Dancing with the Stars on the second week. I made a work out video that clearly shows I have never worked out in my life. I did a test shoot for Playboy, but after seeing the proofs they refuse to acknowledge me. I got a Razzie for my horrendous performance in the parody Disaster Movie. I should have gotten one for my sextape as well. My song JAM, I have no words for. It is the most annoying and pitiful song in history. I sing like an unmusical, tone deaf, four year old who wants a cookie from Grandma.

We, the Kardashians, call each other dolls, and I alone have tainted the pussycat dolls by heisting their concept. I tried to fuck over children by selling them an insane debit Master Card with predatory fees. It was unfortunately taken off the market after 1 week under threat of legal action from several states. Thankfully I found a new way to rip off the kids with glam silly bandz. 

I Stole $120k from Ray J and Brandy’s mother, Sonja Norwood, credit card. After being busted I paid her back with the money I got from the sex tape I made with her son. That’s the circle life, Mrs. Norwood. The clothes at Dash are pure knock offs from top brands and designers. I don’t even know how to sew on a button or sketch anything. But I call myself a fashion designer. The logo on my perfumes is a complete rip of from Korcula creator Lindley Bertin.

For World AIDS Day I went off social medias until my fans had raised $1M. I was confident that within 12 hours I would be back. Seven days later I had to be bailed out by a billionaire who wanted to spare me shame. This is how much my «fans» value and missed me.

I also love to flaunt my gigantic fake hippo ass. It’s my calling card for any rich Black man that wants to ram my azz hard and move on! Evan Ross, Marquis Houston, Scott Storch, Fabolous, The Game, Nick Cannon, Nick Lachey, Tyson Beckford, William ‘Ray J’ Norwood, Reggie Bush, Christiano, Chengo (The Bodyguard is one of my favorite movies ever) Miles Austin, Gabriel Aubry (only because everybody said I was only into black guys) Kanye West, and soon Kris Humpries; are just a FEW of the men that have ALL fucked, pissed in my mouth, AND dumped me. They know that I am trash and that brings their reputations down to the gutter with mine. I will fuck anyone for publicity. I have had many STDs, but the only one I have now is herpes (got that from Paris too). I am pathetic, plastic, and terribly insecure.

I am the filthiest famewhore in the whole wide world!

I am Kim Kardashian… Superstar

this is some hippie bullshit...

You were probably wondering where your favorite misanthrope was while this latest hippie bullshit du jour was going on. I was where all of the people who were occupying Wall Street weren’t: at work. Honestly, I was hoping it would just pass and I could ignore it, but it seems to be picking up some steam, and this has put the pen back in my hand. This is the logical  illogical progression to the previous Tax The Rich movement of a few months ago.

Like most hippie bullshit the goal is unclear but the enemy is omnipotent. For people who need a movement to follow behind, the best ones are those that will never end. What exactly do the 99% want? I’m not totally sure but I think they want the 1 percent’s money, preferably directly but more realistically filtered through the government.

A friend pointed me to a rather hilarious website today called WE ARE THE 99 PERCENT. This sheds some light on the wants of the 99% from the 1%.

Here is an example photo from this site of many photos like this with transcriptions underneath:

In this photo above you see a woman who was allegedly impregnated 5 times by one of the 1%ers, forced into a mortgage and is actively being snubbed by landlords.  I don’t mean to be unsympathetic or glib, because I really do feel for this woman on a human level, but I can’t imagine that this pitiful attitude is helping her or her 5 (!!) children.

• How does she know that no landlords will rent to her?
• Why is she looking at renting if she hasn’t been evicted yet?
• Surely she can work some job?
• Certainly there are government programs for a single woman with 5 children.
• In a sense though, and I mean this compassionately, what message does it send to people like this if we blame the rich 1% for this woman’s impressive series of missteps?
• Why does she think it’s their fault?
• What help could this woman be given that would give her lift off and not just encourage her to make more mistakes or wallow in the rubble of her missteps?

Here are the wants of the above 99 percenter:

• To not be fed lies
• For her degree to find her a job
• To not be in debt, depressed or struggling
• No more unpaid internships
• Not live at parents house
• Stability
• To not worry everyday
• To have been foretold that life would be this way (difficult)

Seems reasonable. Let’s move to the next one.

Above is a man who doesn’t realize that there is no debtor’s jail and he can simply stop paying his credit card and save the cash. Of course that would mean that he wouldn’t be entitled to more credit cards (pretty good thing actually for someone who is broke) that charge him high interest rates which is probably why he doesn’t do what I just suggested. Also he’s not wearing any pants.

Former Idaho Senator Larry Craig upset about situations that i’m 100% certain didn’t happen overnight. There’s a tube of Elmer’s glue on the couch behind him. He looks like the type that likes the taste of glue from time to time.

This is a common thread and the irony is appalling: people angry that they paid a lot of money for an education and aren’t being paid corporate salaries to pay off their loans. Again, like credit card man above this chick should forget about that debt and start living. Smile, you just got a free $75,000 education. People in other countries who must have money to go to college would gladly step into your shoes, except they probably wouldn’t pick the dumb major that you did.

More education bubble woes. I’d wager that her “dream degree” was not in English. How is it the rich 1 percent to blame that she chose a degree that is not in demand? Having a child seemed like a great idea for a graduating senior?

This just in: students are usually poor and must make sacrifices for 4 years in order to get an education.  Up next: boiling water is hot.

Below this photo was this information supplied by the lady in the photo:

With no choice by to work for my mothers business, I have given up all hope in pursuing my dream. I never thought I’d be in this situation at my age. My parents moved here from Pakistan and had me and my brothers here in America hoping to raise their children in a better economy with opportunities and fulfilling dreams. But all we have gotten is grief and struggle. If we all stand together, we can change it all!!! NYer’s join me and MoveOn.org on Wednesday October 5th at City Hall Downtown Manhattan, for a march to stand for OUR dreams!!!

Poor girl has to work for her mothers business— wha what? Her mother’s business? Hoping for  better economy and opportunities and fulfilling dreams?  Wait, so the Wall Street guys don’t want a better economy? They like a shitty and volatile stock market? Oh my god this is maddening.

Ok i’m done.

The really frightening part of this is that all of this is just pure and simple envy. Sure there’s a lot of rich people in this country and sure they do evil rich people stuff sometimes, but every single one of these pictures are like examples of exactly what not to do. These people are mad that they have student loan debt without considering how fucking lucky they are that in this country you don’t need to be rich to go to college. The economy sucks because of the stupid mistakes of these exact types of people, not Wall Street.  These people felt entitled to a house and easy credit they only planned to pay off if they sold their house for twice what they paid for it. Too bad everyone had this idea and nobody was able to sell anything or pay back anything.

$30,000 in credit card debt? At $20,000 did it occur to them to stop using the credit card? This is insane that this type of thinking is considered some kind of progress.

...and the pussification of america continues...

Listen you want to fuck with Columbus Day be my guest. I don’t give a shit about Christopher Columbus. Rape him in the ass for all I care. But Halloween? You’re not letting kids dress up for Halloween? Well now you just lost all credibility as a human and need to be fired. Halloween is the least offensive holiday in the history of holidays. How anybody could have an axe to grind with Halloween is beyond me. I mean connections to witchcraft? I don’t even know what that means? Seriously what does that mean? That letting kids dress up promotes black magic? That the witch community is offended? I honestly don’t get it. Unfortunately I’m not surprised though. Every fucking day we got a new “educator” who has no grip on reality trying to impose their wacko personal views on their students and we just sit around and let it happen. We literally have psychopaths running our schools. You want to talk scary. That’s scary.

It just gets more and more amazing doesn’t it? These people need to get their heads out of their ass and stop acting like they’re on to some new concept. EVERYWHERE you look in the history of humankind you find torture, murder and countless atrocities. I doubt there is a culture or nation that has ever existed on planet earth that’s exempt from that. Violence and insanity are part of the nature of humans. Oh, and as Principal Foley is a perfect example–we humans are also sometimes really, utterly stupid, idiotic imbeciles, not to mention this one is a huge BITCH.

What must it have been like when public schools were first established in the colonies in, oh, wait, wasn’t it in Boston? Those dang New England Puritans! And oh, up until the late 1800s, the primary book that most Americans learned to read from, wasn’t it, yeah, the Holy Bible? Now haven’t those facts freaked out this parochial, prejudiced principal yet?

you can read the article here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2049560/School-principal-bans-Fall-holidays-insensitive.html

♥ new music tuesday: coldplay of course

It is no secret what a huge COLDPLAY fan I am. I first saw them live at the PNC Bank Arts Center with my fabulous friend Priscilla and ever since i have been a hardcore dedicated fan.

ColdPlay Concert @ PNC 2oo5
vannessa, keith, priscilla, & me <3

It must be said that I wouldn’t normally write a review of any album until I’d listened to it multiple times. I’m making a huge exception here for a couple of reasons. First, I’ve heard most of the songs on the album many times because Coldplay has been playing them at festivals. Second, I’m so familiar with their catalog that I feel pretty assured sharing my opinions on this album, in generalities at the very least. Finally, how many times am I going to get to do this? Like, none, and I really want to share this info with other excited Coldplay fans. So, without further ado, here’s my review of Mylo Xyloto (in stores Oct. 24, 2011).

Mylo Xyloto 2011

Mylo Xyloto opens with the song of the same name, a tinkly, sparkling piano and xylophone track, a short musical introduction. Coldplay has also been opening their festival shows with this, and as in their live performances, on the album “MX” breezes seamlessly into the guitar-driven “Hurts Like Heaven.” ”Hurts Like Heaven” is a poppy number with ’80s influences (think “Lips Like Sugar“) and a number of terrific cascading riffs from guitarist Jonny Buckland that sound as fresh on the album as they do live. ”HLH”‘s lyrics and Martin’s vocal delivery also give it an urgency that match the guitar work.

One song Coldplay fans have been raving about for months now is the next track “Charlie Brown,” a song that sounds absolutely massive in concert thanks to Buckland’s circuitous, catchy guitar melody and Will Champion’s driving drums. Fans will be pleased to know that the album version is faithful to the live one, and actually, “Charlie Brown” sounds even more affirming on Mylo Xyloto as the production is kept simple and Martin’s voice is loose and fluid.

“M.M.I.X.”, another short instrumental interlude, quickly turns into Coldplay’s huge summer hit “Every Teardrop is a Waterfall” featuring a sample of Peter Allen’s “I Go to Rio.” Much has already been said about “ETIAW,” a divisive track in the Coldplay fan community, but one that I personally enjoy. I mean, I don’t really know what’s not to like about it – it’s fun, the band sounds freer than they ever have, Buckland shines on an incredibly clever guitar riff, Champion pulsates on the drums, and I dig the talk-sing verses. One of my favorite aspects of Martin’s songwriting is how he perfectly encapsulates a sentiment into a simple lyrical line and “ETIAW” is full of examples of that (“I’d rather be a comma than a full stop”). As for the assertion that it’s too “pop”…well I hate to break it to you, but Coldplay’s had songs in the category of pop ever since “Yellow.”

Overall, Mylo Xyloto is bracing and vivid, not overproduced, and balances delicacy and bombast with a steady, assured hand. Coldplay has never been more liberated as a band, even on Viva La Vida where they first dipped into expanding their melodious sound. There’s no sense of that hesitation on MX which sometimes hindered the band in the past, and there are more variations of riffs, more solos, more beats, and more bass than ever before. Martin’s voice has also never sounded more natural and his range never bigger – he sounds terrific throughout. Mylo Xyloto is restless and fast-paced – the type of album that you can absorb listen after listen and hear something new each time. It’s filled with frenetic energy, sonic highs, and heartwrenching ballads; as a loose concept album, it’s absorbing on many levels, and sounds very of-the-moment, something Coldplay has always excelled at.

who says girls from BOSTON can't rap ♥

Karmin may not have a single on the radio at the moment, but the pair of 25-year-olds from Brookline, Mass., has a long string of hits. Put it this way, in the whole wide world and history of Hip Hop, there hasn't really been a caucasian word smith that has ever been able to compete with the Twistas, Busta Rhymes' and Tech N9nes, so taking on the pace of Chris Brown's track on a cover is no small task. Yet, after I finally picked my jaw up off the floor, I felt inclined to rave about Amy Heidemann's absolutely on point flow, enunciating every word and hitting every bar flawlessly over the three challenging verses. 

All that to say: I F*CKing LOVE KARMIN ♥ 

Check them out @ http://www.youtube.com/user/karmincovers !

♥ a fall MUST have

Marc by Marc Jacobs Bianca Cuff - $98

i have fallen in love with this cuff! it is bold and perfect for the fall! definitely worth the money!

in response to -postmodernsleaze- ♥

Dear Vera,

My man and I have been dating steadily for 3 months and we've known each other for longer. We've been intimate, I chill with his friends and he hangs with mine. I've met his family (I'm going to a wedding this weekend with him for his cousin). He's told me the reason why he doesn't want to "rush" into something is because his ex destroyed him and he doesn't want to get hurt. He says he knows that when we get into a relationship it will be a long one so he's making sure? But it's driving me crazy that we are still not a couple because we are in a monogamous relationship. It's freaking me out. I trust him, but how much longer should this go on? All I want is to be his formal girlfriend. Just so I don't have to be called a friend anymore, because I feel like so much more. I want to respect his space and thoughts. I just want to know how much longer should this really take?

-postmodernsleaze-

Dear -postmodernsleaze- aka Nicole,

Doesn't want a title after 3 months? Is he just dating you, or does he not want a title with you and the 3 other HOES he has on the side? Commitment issue or two-timer?

#1 He's not destroyed. Isn't he dating you, sharing things with you emotionally, able to actually talk about his past relationships, which means to me that he has the capability to trust you enough to open up, yes? Moving on with a new girl you?

                                                

 #2 Is he capable to perform sexually? Did his ex destroy his ability to f*ck you? She didn't perform a Lorena Bobbit on him, did she?

#3 What's destroyed meaning to him? Did his ex destroy his ability to work and be a decent part of society? What did she do? Entrap him with a kid cause he didn't commit ?

#4 He's not that into you! He knows your ass isn't going anywhere. You are being taken for granted.Perhaps he can think about asking you to be his girlfriend while you guys are on a break, oh wait you guys aren't a couple! Tell him what you really think and feel. If he's still not ready GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN !

<3 team veraisbeautygeek

i fucking HATE the yankees...

I grew up in that very small stretch of time when the Yankees weren't terribly good. This was right before 1996, when they kicked off their stretch of dominance that has lasted until today and shows no signs of abating. And I tell you that I grew up in this time period because that is same bullshit excuse every fuckface Yankee fan my age will give you for being a Yankees fan. "Well, they weren't good when I was a kid!" Of course not. They were just a poor little team that also happened to be the most storied franchise in the history of North American sport. YOU POOR CHILD. I'M SO SORRY THAT FIVE RINGS WILL NEVER MAKE UP FOR THE FACT THAT DONNIE BASEBALL NEVER GOT ONE FOR HIMSELF.

There are many reasons to despise the Yankees, of course. I hate their fans. I hate the fact that they swindled a city out of a billion dollars to build a stadium that is an exact replica of the previous, shitty stadium they just had. I hate that the city was stupid enough to go along with it. I hate that, after George Steinbrenner died, I was told a zillion times, "Well, you didn't have to like him. But you had to RESPECT him." No, I don't. I don't have to respect that decaying bag of rotting bones at all. George Steinbrenner was a criminal and a fucking asshole. Even worse, he made it so that Yankees fans are now PROUD to be assholes, even prouder than before. It's as if the stands at Yankee Stadium are filled with a bunch of little tiny Steinbrenners, all of whom feel permitted to be as bombastic and knee-jerk as that dead fuck. THAT is the legacy Steinbrenner will leave.

I hate the phrase "True Yankee," even when used derisively by people who do not like the Yankees. I hate the security guards at the Stadium, who all deserve to be stabbed to death. I hate that this team acted like it rebuilt the Twin Towers after 9/11 while simultaneously forcing fans to throw out water at the gate in a bullshit security measure so that they'd have to pay $7 for a bottle of Dasani inside the park. I hate "God Bless America," which is a shitty song and makes New Yorkers look like brain-dead Texans every time they're forced to stand up and sing it. I hate the 4 train, which is fucking AGONY to ride.

Most of all, I hate that this organization acts as if it's the soul of a city when, personality-wise, it has NOTHING in common with the New York I know. The New York I know has shitloads of personality. It's a brilliant place where anyone is free to try and make it, free to leave if they fail, and always encouraged to have a good time in between. The Yankees, on the other hand, are bunch of personality-free, militaristic fuckwads who are NEVER fun. Ever. They have nothing to do with what makes New York awesome, and the fact that they think they do is a fucking joke.

i ♥ coffee

Decaf  “coffee” makes me sick ! I LOVE caffeine and I must have coffee in the morning or else I am a FUCKING BITCH ! I hate it when the only free coffee at work is decaf ! I hate these stupid pussies who can’t handle the REAL deal ! YOU SUCK! Fuck you, fuck your high blood pressure, your medication and jitters and FUCK all you health nuts saying bullshit like “too much caffeine is bad for you, blah blah blah…”

I don’t have issues with caffeine because when I drink REAL coffee I MOVE and burn it off instead of you losers who sit on your fat asses complaining you are jittery. IT IS CALLED FUCKING ENERGY MAYBE IF YOU GET OFF YOUR ASS AND MOVE YOU’LL FEEL BETTER! That is what fucking COFFEE is for! To give you fucking ENERGY! Yeah coffee makes your heart beat faster…because that is what it is supposed to do! If your heart is fucking HEALTHY and not clogged up with JUNK you don’t have to worry about a little bit of caffeine making your damn heart explode!

Just because a few people can’t handle it, the rest of us at work have to suffer with DECAF! The shit is probably worse for your health than regular coffee because they use chemicals to remove the caffeine. Coffee is SUPPOSED to have fucking CAFFEINE! It is NATURAL! If you can’t handle caffeine drink fucking juice, water, milk or fucking herbal tea and let the rest of us have our fucking REAL COFFEE! I am SO sick of this shit that I have been buying my coffee at Starbucks. Bye-bye free coffee…I refuse to drink the fucking chemical laced pussy assed decaf that people make here at work.

When all you decaf drinking wimps are dead I will piss FUCKING REAL COFFEE all over your grave!

♥ why i LOVE the "jersey shore" ♥

1. THE ACTUAL JERSEY SHORE HASN’T BEEN THIS INTERESTING IN YEARS. 

Sorry to be blunt, but no one has found summer on the New Jersey coast exciting since the shark attacks of 1916. On the boardwalks you can buy fried dough and fried Oreos, as well as taffy that will undo any dental work you have had done in the last 40 years. You can buy overpriced tickets for amusement park rides so timid they’d be laughed out of the kiddie area of a Six Flags. And that’s about it.

2. MAYBE ‘JERSEY SHORE’ WILL FINALLY KILL OFF THE KARDASHIANS. 

Anyone truly interested in identifying the most irritating reality show need look no further than “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” on E!, now inexplicably in its sixth season.

3. YOUNG PEOPLE NEED BAD EXAMPLES. 

Too many children today are reaching their teenage years armed only with a Disney definition of “bad person”: it’s someone who talks cattily about your wardrobe behind your back, maybe copies a few answers off your math quiz. They have no idea how much ignorance, narcissism, predatory sexism and hair-gel abuse lurk out there in the real world. Unless they watch “Jersey Shore.” From that perspective the show is a sort of public service.

i hate laundry...

I hate laundry. It never ends. Even if a miracle occurred and I finished all the laundry in the house, someone would walk in covered with mud and grass stains, strip off their clothes and toss them in the hamper, thereby creating a new load of laundry to do.

I have not seen the bottom of my hamper since the day I bought it. I don’t even know if it has a bottom. For all I know, it could be a huge tunnel of laundry going clear to the center of the earth, never ending, always half full of smelly socks and ketchup stained t-shirts. At least, I hope that’s ketchup.

There was a time that I didn’t care about laundry. When I was little, laundry was easy—I didn’t do it. One day I was wearing my last pair of clean underwear, and that afternoon the laundry fairy (also known as mom) magically placed a week’s worth of clean underwear in my drawer. In terms of laundry, this was the best time of my life.

Then i grew up !

Then one day, the laundry fairy went on strike. So I entered the “fluff and fold” phase of my laundry life. Fluff and fold is the ultimate luxury to twenty-somethings. You dump off your gross, disgusting, and smelly laundry at the Laundromat and then you leave. A couple days later you pick it up and it’s folded, smells fresh and all the stains are gone. It’s like the laundry fairy moved into the Laundromat.

Then I got married. I entered the “don’t touch my hand washables” phase. In our house, the hubby did laundry once. He managed to wash (and dry) a gorgeous angora sweater I had just bought for 40% off at Macy’s. When hubby was finished with the laundry that day, my beautiful angora sweater was too small to fit a Barbie doll. I was horrified. I mean, how could I live with a man who couldn’t read a sweater label ? So I took over the laundry duties. Now, to this day, I believe he did this on purpose, but I don’t have enough evidence to convict him.

Of course, even though married laundry involves twice as much washing as single laundry, at least you see the bottom of the hamper from time to time. It’s when you have a child that the laundry never ends. Who knew that one tiny little kid could produce enough laundry for an army? Why does your laundry multiply faster than rabbits in spring?

Anyway, my laundry life has come full circle. It’s pretty apparent that I have become the laundry fairy. I’m kind of disappointed, actually. I mean, the laundry fairy title just kind of stuck to me. There wasn’t any ceremony granting me freshly laundered wings. I didn’t get a magic wand equipped with the power to lift any stain. All I got was a bottle of Shout and some bleach and the dream that someday I will go back to fluff and fold or at least teach hubby to read labels.

anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work

I know this 20 year old brat with a 1 year old brat, who thinks the world owes her a living. She left high school at 16 to be nothing. "but I'm a MOM! That's my JOB!" She dropped out to move in with her wigger/pants-falling-off, imbecile boyfriend, who bags groceries 2 days a week and smokes weed the other 5 days of it. This blessed union lasted all of 1 year, long enough to impregnate the idiot, who chose to keep it.

Since giving birth, this leech has been given EVERYTHING, and since she hasn't had to earn a fucking dime her whole life, has no concept/appreciation of the hard-earned money. Then has the undying fucking nerve to complain! She whines that it isn't enough money, she has no free time to "be young and party" with her friends. She wakes whenever her squalling bastard does, stays in pj's and unshowered all day - barring an appointment at the welfare office of course, or the doctor. Which is your typical "ohhh he has the sniffles"..better waste tax dollars getting him checked out!

Her apartment is bigger than mine, she has satellite & internet, she gets all kinds of government subsidized programs for her and her kid and free education should she choose to ever pursue it and get OFF the system which she has no plans to ever do.

What grinds my gears most of all, is hearing her complain how "it's so HARD to be a single MOM...I do it ALL MYSELF!" Ummmmm, NO YOU DON'T!! You have not paid for ONE CENT of your son's life, it has all come from the government, you'd be fucking HELPLESS and living in a cardboard box if you weren't getting a handout every month. Just because you physically GO the hydro office, grocery store, etc, doesn't mean YOU paid anything yourself fucking idiot! "I pay bills", she says... uhh, paying bills means YOU worked to get the money, not waited for the CHARITY to get deposited in your account ! Way to instill a good work ethic and pride in your kid, he'll really respect your desire to do fuck-all with your life when he gets old enough to understand. "you mean YOUR mommy's money doesn't come in the mail every month?

And yet, what a fucking sense of entitlement this bitch has, it's unreal!! She is not even embarrassed to say she's on welfare, she thinks it's a career. No plans to get an education, all she worries about is arranging play-dates with other welfare-bum-moms, and trying new recipes she found online on the computer & internet connection that welfare pays for.

Seriously, take some fucking PRIDE in your life, be able to tell your kid that you EARNED your living, you worked hard for his food/roof/toys/medicine, didn't go grovelling to the taxpayers for every cent, basically begging for a handout. Welfare was designed to be a hand UP, to get through tough times, not a hand OUT for sponges to make a career out of. She is spoiled little bitch who thinks the world revolves around her and her ugly son who she believes is so "advanced" don't they all think that? 

The government needs to CRACK THE FUCK down on these wastes of air/space/time everyone should be allowed a 2 year maximum time period to collect, and if you can't get your shit together by then, TOO FUCKING BAD. There would be a lot less shitty "accidental" moms/dads in the world, if they knew the system wasn't going to wipe their asses for them and set them up in housing with their every need provided for.

The real tragedy of this is, think of how many well-to-do people who have tried to have kids and can't; those who would have so much to offer a child. Yet 15/16/17 year old sluts can spit out kids like pez, and have nothing to offer them but a life of poverty, food stamps, and limited opportunity. Then, their Facebook friends say, "OMG! CONGRATS!!!" Yeah, congratulations, high school drop-out with your boyfriend of 5 months! Man, this kid's headed for great things! Your options are: live with Mom & Dad and ruin their life because they'll end up raising it or, get set up on welfare and keep draining money out of our already crippled system. 

How can they be so selfish ?

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