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November 14, 2011

♥ give me one good reason...


What has Brady ever done to merit such loathing from fans? He has never been involved in any kind of scandal. Sure he has a baby mama aka Bridget Moynaha but it's not just hoodrats and gold diggers who know how to execute a perfect trap. He has never held an NFL team hostage deciding what he wants to do.

Is it just because he rich, good looking, has a supermodel wife, three Super Bowl rings, and wears UGGs (seriously have you ever been to BOSTON? it is wicked cold!). If Gisele told you to dye your hair purple, would you have any problems dousing your mane with Kool-Aid packets?

That's really the only thing I can think of. He is guilty of having good genes, and being the best at his job. That's not reason enough to dislike a person. It's reason enough to be jealous of a person, which most people probably are.

But to put him on the same level of dislike as Brett Favre, Michael Vick and Ben Roethlisberger is completely illogical. Those three have done something to sabotage their careers. Favre has held up franchises because he didn't know what he wanted to do. Vick was sent to prison for running an illegal dogfighting ring. Roethlisberger was accused of sexual assault on a person.

Brady has never done anything like that. The only reason that people would dislike him is because they are jealous of him.

If I am wrong tell me why, but there is no logical reason Brady should be the third most disliked player in football.

9 reasons why people HATE the BIG BLUE


Jesse, Isidro, & Danny tell that guy to go FUCK himself !

9. Eli Manning

He will never be his brother. He will always live in the shadow of the greatness of Peyton Manning. Yeah sure, both Mannings have a Super Bowl ring, and Eli received his a lot sooner than Peyton did, but when was the last time the Giants went 14-0 before losing a game, with Eli as their quarterback? And who currently owns almost every quarterback record in the history of the NFL?

8. Giants fans are front-runners

I can’t point the finger too much, because…well, yeah I can. You guys are pathetic! You’re front-runners! Most Giants fans are also Yankees fans — a team with players that are bought and paid for. If they’re having a strong season, “they’re unstoppable! They’re the greatest team on earth! They’re going to AND winning the Super Bowl this year!” Two weeks later, the second your team is down you should hear yourselves: “Tom Coughlin should be fired, Eli Manning sucks, you’ll never watch another Giants game again, the team is garbage…

7. The name New York "FOOTBALL" Giants is played out.

How is it that teams get these nicknames as if they’re “the shit?” Dallas is “America’s Team?!” Bullshit! And the New York Giants have to have “Football” incorporated between York and Giants, like it’s some kind of bad-ass nickname. It was probably added after the Cowboys were “America’s Team,” because Giants fans whined and cried out of jealousy, that “our team should be America’s Team!” You suck! Sit on it! Football Giants was created by Chris Berman, another self-important cretin who is probably a half-assed Giants fan, to boot.

6. You play in New Jersey.

This is a controversy that’s been ongoing for quite some time, now. How is it that New York continues to receive the credit of “ownership” for both the Jets and the Giants? Early in each teams’ history, I can see the relevance, as the Giants played at Yankees Stadium, and the Jets at Shea. But now, both teams have played in New Jersey for 34 years, and both teams’ front offices are headquartered in New Jersey. Hey New York, you already have your own team, and they’re in Buffalo! And they suck, too!

5. It’s always about revenge.

Everytime the Giants are about to play a team they lost to, because they absolutely SUCKED, I feel like I’ve stepped back into the wild, wild west, because with these assholes, it’s always about revenge. And the fans eat this shit up, too. But if an opposing team’s fan, beat writer, or player so much as sniffles something about the Giants, fan and players’ reactions fly off the Richter Scale. You know what’s going to be funny? When the revenge factor blows up in your stupid faces and you lose in a game where it’s all about revenge, and then listening to the Giants fans whining about how their team sucks and Coughlin should be fired.

4. The Giants…

It’s a ridiculous nickname. At least the Jets could claim that they’re based off the gang from West Side Story, and the way Rex Ryan runs that team (and his mouth), you’d think the Jets are some kind of street gang, whom an opposing team could — and should, legitimately fear. But the Giants are a team name based off of a fairytale character. Probably from Jack and the Beanstalk. I’ve never seen a Giant in my lifetime, and while there are some people who are cursed with Giant-ism, is it really appropriate to make fun of these people, by naming your team after them?

3. Big Blue

Another ridiculous nickname, considering all the other teams out there whose main color scheme is…BLUE! The Detroit Lions, New England Patriots, San Diego Chargers, Denver Broncos, Chicago Bears, Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Rams, Tennessee Titans, Dallas Cowboys, Houston Texans, and the Seattle Seahawks. 11 teams; half of which are probably better than your team, as it is! You have New York “FOOTBALL” Giants, be happy with that.

2. It’s okay for you to bust my chops…

But I’m not allowed to bust yours. The second I even come back at you, you get all uptight and are ready to throw down. “What you say? Come on, come say it to my face.” Hey, yo mama’s so fat…meh, nevermind. I hate making a Giants fan cry. Go screw!

1. You’re team is overrated, AGAIN!


The Giants were the most overrated team in the league after beating the New England Patriots in Week 9.
Seriously, I wanted to throw up hearing about Eli Manning being an elite cornerback because Kyle Arrington was playing like he was paid to throw that game. Now that the 49ers and their tough defense actually put up a fight against this Giants team, we see who they really are.

They are a bunch of cowards and fakes who can only step up against the worst defense in the league.

November 2, 2011

who am i ?

i act like a vain and self-obsessed 13-year old. My dream was always to become a princess, but I became an anal porn star. My body is full of plastic surgery. The reason why my hair is beautiful is because its fake. I was also jealous of Paris Hilton and put out a SEX TAPE because she did. I idolized Paris Hilton. I used to hang on her like a koala bear all the time, to get my picture taken by the paparazzi. Until 2oo7 I did cocaine. I know there are pictures as proof, but I will deny it forever.
My pimp mother, Kris, fucked the pool boy while my father, Robert Kardashian, was at work. He was one of the lawyers that helped keep OJ Simpson out of jail after he killed Ron Goldman and his ex-wife Nicole. Anyway, the result was my pathetic half gorilla sister Khloe, who is a whore just like me. 
Although I pretended to be upset by the sex tape, I was the one that sent it to Vivid Entertainment, and they paid me $5 million to expose my nasty self. I tricked Ray Jay into making a porn film with me for distribution. My former publicist, Jonathan Jaxson, knows what happened! I am just waiting for him, and many more, to come out and reveal how I really am.
My ex husband Damon Thomas whom I married at the age of 19 in Las Vegas publicly called me: untalented, a trashy whore, desperate, a plastic surgery addict, a backstabber, and a cheater. I am currently using social medias to snake my way in to other celebrity’s lives for friendship and publicity. I show up like a diva to all kind of award shows that I have NO business at all to attend. I call the paparazzi myself. I learned that trick from Paris Hilton, but I’m too cheap to buy their lunch like she does.
I have NO talent what so ever. I was thrown off Dancing with the Stars on the second week. I made a work out video that clearly shows I have never worked out in my life. I did a test shoot for Playboy, but after seeing the proofs they refuse to acknowledge me. I got a Razzie for my horrendous performance in the parody Disaster Movie. I should have gotten one for my sextape as well. My song JAM, I have no words for. It is the most annoying and pitiful song in history. I sing like an unmusical, tone deaf, four year old who wants a cookie from Grandma.
We, the Kardashians, call each other dolls, and I alone have tainted the pussycat dolls by heisting their concept. I tried to fuck over children by selling them an insane debit Master Card with predatory fees. It was unfortunately taken off the market after 1 week under threat of legal action from several states. Thankfully I found a new way to rip off the kids with glam silly bandz. 
I Stole $120k from Ray J and Brandy’s mother, Sonja Norwood, credit card. After being busted I paid her back with the money I got from the sex tape I made with her son. That’s the circle life, Mrs. Norwood. The clothes at Dash are pure knock offs from top brands and designers. I don’t even know how to sew on a button or sketch anything. But I call myself a fashion designer. The logo on my perfumes is a complete rip of from Korcula creator Lindley Bertin.
For World AIDS Day I went off social medias until my fans had raised $1M. I was confident that within 12 hours I would be back. Seven days later I had to be bailed out by a billionaire who wanted to spare me shame. This is how much my «fans» value and missed me.
I also love to flaunt my gigantic fake hippo ass. It’s my calling card for any rich Black man that wants to ram my azz hard and move on! Evan Ross, Marquis Houston, Scott Storch, Fabolous, The Game, Nick Cannon, Nick Lachey, Tyson Beckford, William ‘Ray J’ Norwood, Reggie Bush, Christiano, Chengo (The Bodyguard is one of my favorite movies ever) Miles Austin, Gabriel Aubry (only because everybody said I was only into black guys) Kanye West, and soon Kris Humpries; are just a FEW of the men that have ALL fucked, pissed in my mouth, AND dumped me. They know that I am trash and that brings their reputations down to the gutter with mine. I will fuck anyone for publicity. I have had many STDs, but the only one I have now is herpes (got that from Paris too). I am pathetic, plastic, and terribly insecure.
I am the filthiest famewhore in the whole wide world!
I am Kim Kardashian… Superstar

October 26, 2011

this is some hippie bullshit...


You were probably wondering where your favorite misanthrope was while this latest hippie bullshit du jour was going on. I was where all of the people who were occupying Wall Street weren’t: at work. Honestly, I was hoping it would just pass and I could ignore it, but it seems to be picking up some steam, and this has put the pen back in my hand. This is the logical  illogical progression to the previous Tax The Rich movement of a few months ago.
Like most hippie bullshit the goal is unclear but the enemy is omnipotent. For people who need a movement to follow behind, the best ones are those that will never end. What exactly do the 99% want? I’m not totally sure but I think they want the 1 percent’s money, preferably directly but more realistically filtered through the government.
A friend pointed me to a rather hilarious website today called WE ARE THE 99 PERCENT. This sheds some light on the wants of the 99% from the 1%.
Here is an example photo from this site of many photos like this with transcriptions underneath:
In this photo above you see a woman who was allegedly impregnated 5 times by one of the 1%ers, forced into a mortgage and is actively being snubbed by landlords.  I don’t mean to be unsympathetic or glib, because I really do feel for this woman on a human level, but I can’t imagine that this pitiful attitude is helping her or her 5 (!!) children.
  • How does she know that no landlords will rent to her?
  • Why is she looking at renting if she hasn’t been evicted yet?
  • Surely she can work some job?
  • Certainly there are government programs for a single woman with 5 children.
  • In a sense though, and I mean this compassionately, what message does it send to people like this if we blame the rich 1% for this woman’s impressive series of missteps?
  • Why does she think it’s their fault?
  • What help could this woman be given that would give her lift off and not just encourage her to make more mistakes or wallow in the rubble of her missteps?
Here are the wants of the above 99 percenter:
  • To not be fed lies
  • For her degree to find her a job
  • To not be in debt, depressed or struggling
  • No more unpaid internships
  • Not live at parents house
  • Stability
  • To not worry everyday
  • To have been foretold that life would be this way (difficult)
Seems reasonable. Let’s move to the next one.
Above is a man who doesn’t realize that there is no debtor’s jail and he can simply stop paying his credit card and save the cash. Of course that would mean that he wouldn’t be entitled to more credit cards (pretty good thing actually for someone who is broke) that charge him high interest rates which is probably why he doesn’t do what I just suggested. Also he’s not wearing any pants.
Former Idaho Senator Larry Craig upset about situations that i’m 100% certain didn’t happen overnight. There’s a tube of Elmer’s glue on the couch behind him. He looks like the type that likes the taste of glue from time to time.
This is a common thread and the irony is appalling: people angry that they paid a lot of money for an education and aren’t being paid corporate salaries to pay off their loans. Again, like credit card man above this chick should forget about that debt and start living. Smile, you just got a free $75,000 education. People in other countries who must have money to go to college would gladly step into your shoes, except they probably wouldn’t pick the dumb major that you did.
More education bubble woes. I’d wager that her “dream degree” was not in English. How is it the rich 1 percent to blame that she chose a degree that is not in demand? Having a child seemed like a great idea for a graduating senior?
This just in: students are usually poor and must make sacrifices for 4 years in order to get an education.  Up next: boiling water is hot.
Below this photo was this information supplied by the lady in the photo:
With no choice by to work for my mothers business, I have given up all hope in pursuing my dream. I never thought I’d be in this situation at my age. My parents moved here from Pakistan and had me and my brothers here in America hoping to raise their children in a better economy with opportunities and fulfilling dreams. But all we have gotten is grief and struggle. If we all stand together, we can change it all!!! NYer’s join me and MoveOn.org on Wednesday October 5th at City Hall Downtown Manhattan, for a march to stand for OUR dreams!!!
Poor girl has to work for her mothers business— wha what? Her mother’s business? Hoping for  better economy and opportunities and fulfilling dreams?  Wait, so the Wall Street guys don’t want a better economy? They like a shitty and volatile stock market? Oh my god this is maddening.
Ok i’m done.
The really frightening part of this is that all of this is just pure and simple envy. Sure there’s a lot of rich people in this country and sure they do evil rich people stuff sometimes, but every single one of these pictures are like examples of exactly what not to do. These people are mad that they have student loan debt without considering how fucking lucky they are that in this country you don’t need to be rich to go to college. The economy sucks because of the stupid mistakes of these exact types of people, not Wall Street.  These people felt entitled to a house and easy credit they only planned to pay off if they sold their house for twice what they paid for it. Too bad everyone had this idea and nobody was able to sell anything or pay back anything.
$30,000 in credit card debt? At $20,000 did it occur to them to stop using the credit card? This is insane that this type of thinking is considered some kind of progress.

October 21, 2011

...and the pussification of america continues...



Listen you want to fuck with Columbus Day be my guest. I don’t give a shit about Christopher Columbus. Rape him in the ass for all I care. But Halloween? You’re not letting kids dress up for Halloween? Well now you just lost all credibility as a human and need to be fired. Halloween is the least offensive holiday in the history of holidays. How anybody could have an axe to grind with Halloween is beyond me. I mean connections to witchcraft? I don’t even know what that means? Seriously what does that mean? That letting kids dress up promotes black magic? That the witch community is offended? I honestly don’t get it. Unfortunately I’m not surprised though. Every fucking day we got a new “educator” who has no grip on reality trying to impose their wacko personal views on their students and we just sit around and let it happen. We literally have psychopaths running our schools. You want to talk scary. That’s scary.

It just gets more and more amazing doesn’t it? These people need to get their heads out of their ass and stop acting like they’re on to some new concept. EVERYWHERE you look in the history of humankind you find torture, murder and countless atrocities. I doubt there is a culture or nation that has ever existed on planet earth that’s exempt from that. Violence and insanity are part of the nature of humans. Oh, and as Principal Foley is a perfect example–we humans are also sometimes really, utterly stupid, idiotic imbeciles, not to mention this one is a huge BITCH.

What must it have been like when public schools were first established in the colonies in, oh, wait, wasn’t it in Boston? Those dang New England Puritans! And oh, up until the late 1800s, the primary book that most Americans learned to read from, wasn’t it, yeah, the Holy Bible? Now haven’t those facts freaked out this parochial, prejudiced principal yet?

you can read the article here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2049560/School-principal-bans-Fall-holidays-insensitive.html